McDonald's dips its feet in the fish and chips pool, and comes out slightly soggy.
Maccas' new pie is a disconcerting blend of the chemical and organic.
Virtually identical taste-wise to the dairy sort.
If I had a dollar for every time someone said “unprecedented times” during these unprecedented times, I’d be a very rich man. Or at least, I’d have a couple hundred dollars……
Snacks to make you a man, or at least increase your toxic masculinity quotient.
I don't think your heart is ready for this jelly.
You've never had (mass-produced) fried chicken this good.