We're probably not doing anyone any favours by perpetuating cake content but GET A LOAD OF THIS CAKE. While society is in turmoil from the weight of questionable presidency, civil unrest, and the lack of a pandemic vaccine, a video of highly-convincing disguised cakes makes its rounds around the online stratosphere. Thanks to bakeries like these, our trust issues can't get any worse. I mean, it's not as if times are not uncertain enough. We are now faced with the paranoia that everything as we know it could very well be pastry.
THE ONE TWEET THAT BEGAN IT ALL
These Are All Cakes pic.twitter.com/ejArkJHaid
— Tasty (@tasty) July 8, 2020
ARE YOU SERIOUS
I want everyone involved JAILED pic.twitter.com/bcuw3wFYNy
— Mom (@2icyy) July 14, 2020
THE NIGHTMARE NEVER ENDS
nike bout to start scamming ppl by sending cakes instead of air forces n das when imma end it all pic.twitter.com/OhYTkQSAQm
— aisha (@seoulschim) July 15, 2020
NOT JACQUEMUS TOO!
If you cut a @jacquemus Le Chiquito open it’s actually cake. pic.twitter.com/CdIg7hcEyP
— i-D (@i_D) July 12, 2020
BRINGING BACK SOME TRAUMATIC MEMORIES
Amazing, but nothing will ever beat this one pic.twitter.com/BRE2T0r2kD
— arlo (@ArloNC) July 8, 2020
THE SEQUEL
Help arrives, but they are also cake
— Joseph Dowland (@Arad1el) July 9, 2020
THERE'S NO ESCAPING
Help gone be like pic.twitter.com/iQjkAi00UM
— Fuck 12?? (@Mymovement15) July 10, 2020
TAKING THE TURING TEST TO THE NEXT LEVEL
oh no oh fuck pic.twitter.com/irwpPZoeQv
— laura whatevers (@freezydorito) July 12, 2020
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
127 hours but when he finally cuts his arm it’s a cake
— ????????? (@spinubzilla) July 11, 2020
GREAT
*cuts into our democracy, it's actually cake*
— Geraldine (@everywhereist) July 12, 2020
THE FANFIC
The year is 2030. Bakery art is so realistic, literally anything could be cake. The uncertainty has gripped the world in fear. I go to hug my wife for comfort. She is cake.
— MehGyver (@TheAndrewNadeau) July 9, 2020
IT GOES BACK TO THE BC
the government deleted this from history books but the romans actually stabbed julius caesar 23 times to check if he was a cake only to find out he was a salad
— aubrey beatrice (@chaubreybunny) July 12, 2020
MORE HISTORICAL EVIDENCE
— harper ? (@harper) July 13, 2020
CHILDHOOD RUINED
all of the inventions phineas and ferb made?
those were also cakes
— Vincent Martella (@VinMan17) July 12, 2020
SADLY
my anxiety is not cake ?
— Vincent Martella (@VinMan17) July 12, 2020
OF COURSE THERE'S A MINECRAFT VERSION
These Minecraft Blocks Are Actually Cakeshttps://t.co/Hk94A6TTnJ pic.twitter.com/FKPhG2GhIx
— Phoenix SC / Hamish (@phnixhamsta) July 15, 2020
YOU'RE LYING IF YOU SAY YOU DIDN'T
I’m so traumatized I thought this was going to be a cake https://t.co/sQyRXmlZ43
— KB (@KaraRBrown) July 12, 2020
THE REAL QUESTION IS
are we human? or are we fondant?
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) July 12, 2020
